Dating number one rule woman

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First, if you're not familiar with the book The Rules here is a summary of "The Rules" in the book, which you need to know to understand the satire.

Or do an Google Search to search for web pages discussing this book. Learn enough to get by and look cool, though you won't need it much after you have her hooked.

There's no law that says you actually have to follow through with the ceremony.

Plus, it takes an expert to tell cubic zirconia from a diamond, and if she takes her ring to an expert she clearly doesn't trust you and is a lost cause anyway.

In addition, if you buy her a fancy schmancy dinner at some ritzy place, she won't be able to turn down your request for a 0 "loan" until you can "get to the cash machine." Good investment. Girls do this stare at the phone thing, makes them all anticipatory. Call her in a couple of days or if you get horny again.

Also, after sex, just roll over and go to sleep, even if she hasn't had an orgasm yet.

High on the bestseller lists this week is a book called The Rules, a guide to dating and courting for women which effectively advocates that women, in order to snag a man, follow a sexist and manipulative dating game based on the principles of 50 years ago.

(Except that back then, the guys knew the women were playing this game and accounted for it.) What follows, in the same vein is a satire, The Rules for Guys.

You can even get engaged if you want to lock in some regular pussy.One exception, which is admittedly a royal pain, but worth it -- put the toilet seat down after you take a wizz.She sees that and she'll think she's found god's gift to girls, and she'll give you better sex than a 0 hooker. For some reason girls don't like it when we stare at their tits when we talk to them.(It alters your blood type.) Almost all girls have one.In 90% of cases it's the knight in shining armour, the handsome prince or the tall, dark and handsome mysterious stranger.

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